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T is for thanks, thanksgiving and Thanks to you. This video provides lyrics. I hope you enjoy this song of thanks.
XmasDolly of XmasDolly, Lori of Shewbridges of Central Florida, Larry of Cakeblast, and Callie of JAmerican Spice host Monday's Music Moves Me
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Monday Mayhem: PONDERISMS Part II
10· In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. So, what is normal? Monday Mayhem
11· How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Anything could go up in smoke with carelessness
12· Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out'? Thought it was the calf
13· If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? Dunno
14· Why does an OB-GYN leave the room when women get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? 'Up there' is their business, not what else is covered
15· If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Testy
16· If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? ask Johnson
17· Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? Reading is spelled differently from slurping
18· Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? Try it
19· Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Same as epoxy doesn't stick to the inside of the tube
20· Do you ever wonder why you gave someone your email address? No. I'm not unconscious of who I want to be in contact with.
10· In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. So, what is normal? Monday Mayhem
11· How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Anything could go up in smoke with carelessness
12· Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out'? Thought it was the calf
13· If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? Dunno
14· Why does an OB-GYN leave the room when women get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? 'Up there' is their business, not what else is covered
15· If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Testy
16· If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? ask Johnson
17· Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? Reading is spelled differently from slurping
18· Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? Try it
19· Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Same as epoxy doesn't stick to the inside of the tube
20· Do you ever wonder why you gave someone your email address? No. I'm not unconscious of who I want to be in contact with.
Harriet @ Harriet and Friends hosts Monday Mayhem
What a nice pick for your song. Thanks for playing along, and I'm already following you. Have a great day! Happy Thanksgiving!
ReplyDeleteyeah, that's good idea to ask Johnson about the baby oil..lol
ReplyDeleteHappy Monday Mayhem. It's my first time to join this.
mine is here
Hi Dolly, I can't see myself on your followers box although I have signed in a couple of weeks back. I'll try to sort it out. Happy thanksgiving to you too!
ReplyDeleteWhat a lovely pick for this week's theme.
ReplyDeleteYou're Monday Mayhem answers cracked me up. Answers to #10, 11 and 17 were my favorites. lol :-)
Great song and I love the ponderisms...have a great Thanksgiving..!
ReplyDeleteExcellent song choice! Have a great week - and Happy Thanksgiving! :)
ReplyDeleteMMMM: Thanksgiving
i love this song! this is one of my favorite songs that i sing in videoke, lol!
ReplyDeleteDenise and Smartee, I'm glad you like some of these ponderisms. That's crazy me pondering :)
ReplyDeleteStacy, thanks and happy thanksgiving to you too
kim, I'm so behind I didn't know there's a karaoke version of this.
Hi Hazel...Thanks so much...my music blog post is at http://insightsandbellylaughs.com...I couldn't comment with that profile...???...Thanks for visiting my arty blog anyway...have a great day..!..I tried to email you but your email was not attached to your profile or comment...?
ReplyDeleteGreat song choice.
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving too!
YES! Monday Mayhem!! We are all normal (in our own ways).
ReplyDeleteThanks for playing, Have a great week!
A beautiful song choice. Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the rest of your week :)
Did I miss anything? Where is 1 to 9? I like all of your witty answers, but my favorite is Mr. Johnson..
ReplyDeleteWhat a really lovely song, especially for this week - perfect.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for playing along. I am now following you and hope that you continue to play our little meme.
I also loved the Monday Mahem questions.
Wishing you a fabulous holiday with your family and friends.
smartee, thanks for the update. I went to the post you specified
ReplyDeletePeggy, thanks
Harriet, guess your Mayhem makes us normal on Mondays :D
Thanks, Jam
ReplyDeleteAte Eb, I'm the one who missed nos. 1-9 because I failed to join the 'racket' last week lol
Thank you Lorie, I'll be by.