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Wrath of grapes


This is the second half of lines to make you smile (according to the subject heading) I posted previously from my inbox. Feel free to react :)

1. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

2. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

3. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

4. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

5. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

6. Procrastinate Now!

7. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

8. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

9. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

10.They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

11. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

12. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory..

13. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

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  1. ThomAugust 19, 2010 at 3:08 PM

    Excellent my friend.

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  2. Brenda NDAugust 19, 2010 at 8:08 PM

    Hmm. Lots of things to ponder. Thanks for sharing.

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  3. I am HarrietAugust 19, 2010 at 8:35 PM

    Yes! Procrastinate now! Love it :)

    Have a great Thursday!
    http://harrietandfriends.com/2010/08/have-you-seen-the-the-beloit-college-mindset-list-for-the-class-of-2014/

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  4. JourneywomanAugust 19, 2010 at 10:23 PM

    I really like #11

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  5. HeatherAugust 20, 2010 at 3:28 AM

    I heartily agree with numbers one and nine.

    Thanks for visiting my garden post. It was interesting to learn that you call green beans "Kentucky beans"!

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